About Us: jerk.com and Jerk LLC

1. jerk.com Membership Terms & Conditions

To use this service, you must be at least 14 years old. jerk.com is an online web application created to help keep consumers informed. Jerk LLC is operated by Jerk LLC. This is a legal agreement ("Agreement") between you and Jerk LLC. Please read the Agreement carefully before registering for jerk.com. By using jerk.com, you agree to be bound by the terms and conditions of this Agreement (the "Terms"). If you do not agree to the Terms, you are not permitted to use jerk.com. The Terms are subject to change by Jerk LLC, at any time, without notice, effective upon posting of a link to same on our website. Persons who are under 14 years old may not use jerk.com. By using jerk.com, you represent and warrant that you are at least 14 years old. Jerk LLC reserves the right to immediately suspend or terminate your registration with jerk.com, without notice, upon any breach of this Agreement by you which is brought to Jerk LLC's attention. Your registration with jerk.com is for your sole, personal use. You may not authorize others to use your user identification and password, and you may not assign or otherwise transfer your account to any other person or entity.

2. Online Conduct

You agree that: You are solely responsible for the content or information you publish or display (hereinafter, "post") on jerk.com. You will NOT post on jerk.com any defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, obscene, profane, offensive, threatening, harassing, racially offensive, or illegal material, or any material that infringes or violates another party's rights (including, but not limited to, intellectual property rights, and rights of privacy and publicity). You will use jerk.com in a manner consistent with any and all applicable laws and regulations. By posting information on jerk.com, you warrant and represent that the information is truthful and accurate. You will not post, distribute or reproduce in any way any copyrighted material, trademarks, or other proprietary information without obtaining the prior written consent of the owner of such proprietary rights and except as otherwise permitted by law.

3. Indemnity

You will defend, indemnify, and hold harmless Jerk LLC, its officers, directors, employees, agents and third parties, for any losses, costs, liabilities and expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) relating to or arising out of your use of jerk.com, including, but not limited to, any breach by you of the terms of this Agreement

4. Online Content

Opinions, advice, statements, offers, or other information or content made available through jerk.com are those of their respective authors and not of Jerk LLC, and should not necessarily be relied upon. Such authors are solely responsible for the accuracy of such content. Jerk LLC does not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information on jerk.com and neither adopts nor endorses nor is responsible for the accuracy or reliability of any opinion, advice or statement made. Under no circumstances will Jerk LLC be responsible for any loss or damage resulting from anyone's reliance on information or other content posted on jerk.com.

5. Removal of Information

By posting information on jerk.com, you understand and agree that the material will not be removed even at your request. You shall remain solely responsible for the content of your postings on jerk.com. While we do not and cannot review every message posted by users of the Service, and are not responsible for any content of these messages, we reserve the right, but are not obligated, to delete or remove profanity, obscenities, threats of physical violence or damage to property, and private financial information such as social security numbers and credit card information.

6. Proprietary Rights/Grant of Exclusive Rights

By posting information or content to any public area of Jerk LLC, you automatically grant, and you represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, to Jerk LLC an irrevocable, perpetual, fully-paid, worldwide exclusive license to use, copy, perform, display and distribute such information and content and to prepare derivative works of, or incorporate into other works, such information and content, and to grant and authorize sublicenses of the foregoing.

7. Information Supplied by You

Except as provided otherwise in its privacy policy, Jerk LLC will not keep confidential information supplied by you to Jerk LLC, and shall use or disclose such information for the purposes for which such information was collected, or as required by law. Whereas you are legally entitled to publish your comments anonymously, at the discretion of Jerk LLC, the personally identifying information of any user may lose any confidential protections.

8. Disclaimer of Warranty

Jerk LLC provides jerk.com on an "as is" basis and grants no warranties of any kind, express, implied, statutory, in connection with jerk.com or in connection with any communication with Jerk LLC or its representatives, or otherwise with respect to jerk.com. Jerk LLC specifically disclaims any implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement. Jerk LLC does not warrant that jerk.com's connection to the internet will be secure, uninterrupted, always available, or error-free, or will meet your requirements, or that any defects in jerk.com will be corrected.

9. Limitation of Liability

In no event will Jerk LLC be liable: (i) to you for any incidental, consequential, or indirect damages arising out of the use of or inability to use jerk.com, even if Jerk LLC or its agents or representatives know or have been advised of the possibility of such damages or: (ii) to any person other than you. In addition, Jerk LLC disclaims all liability, regardless of the form of action, for the acts or omissions of other members or users (including, but not limited to, unauthorized users, or "hackers") of jerk.com.

10. State by State Variations

Certain jurisdictions limit the applicability of warranty disclaimers and limitations of liability so the above disclaimers of warranty and limitations of liability may not apply to you.

11. General Provisions

You agree that Arizona law (regardless of conflicts of law principles) shall govern this Agreement, that any dispute arising out of or relating to this Agreement shall be subject to the exclusive venue of the federal and state courts in the State of Arizona, and that you submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the federal and state courts in the State of Arizona in connection with jerk.com or this Agreement. The failure of Jerk LLC to exercise or enforce any right or provision of the Terms of Service shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. The failure of Jerk LLC or You to exercise in any respect any right provided for herein shall not be deemed a waiver of any further rights hereunder. This Agreement, accepted upon registering for jerk.com, contains the entire agreement between you and Jerk LLC regarding the use of jerk.com. This Agreement may only be amended upon notice by Jerk LLC to you, or by a writing signed by you and an authorized official of Jerk LLC. Unless otherwise explicitly stated, the Terms will survive termination of your registration with jerk.com. If any provision of this Agreement is held invalid, the remainder of this Agreement shall continue in full force and effect.

12. Copyright Policy/Termination of User Privileges for Infringement and Contact Information for Suspected Copyright Infringement/DMCA Notices

We will terminate the privileges of any user who uses jerk.com to unlawfully transmit copyrighted material without a license, express consent, valid defense or fair use exemption to do so. In particular, users who submit user content to jerk.com, whether articles, images, stories, software or other copyrightable material must ensure that the content they upload does not infringe the copyrights of third parties. If you believe that your copyright has been infringed through the use of jerk.com, please contact our Customer Service.